Archive for Archive for March, 2007
A Pacifist in Iraq; Sure, Why The Hell Not?
The woman to your right looks like your average aging Berkeley hippie who talks about the ills of American imperialism, the misdeeds of war, her desire to tar and feather our CoC, etc. Well she does do all of those things…but she’s taken it a step further.
Jane Stillwater is a 64-year-old Berkeley woman who [...]
Robert Oppenheimer is Rolling In His Grave
Although we accept the fact that corporations run the world and will drive us out of our homes, place us in small cubicles and drain our minds of any creative thought, can’t they at least wait until we graduate?
Not a chance, proclaims BP.
ON FEB.1, the oil giant BP announced that it had chosen UC Berkeley, [...]
Dr. Evil is Cackling Somewhere At This
Like Michael Myers, Michael Jackson won’t die until you bury him. Probably even then he’s not about to stop moonwalking on top of the rest of y’alls. And his next possible project in Las Vegas even leaves us pretty baffled.
“It would be in the desert sands,” said Mike Luckman of Luckman Van Pier, consultants to [...]
Compassionate Conservatism Be Where It’s At, Bitches!
I know the G.O.P had been trying to reach out to black voters, but I don’t think letting Karl Rove and his massive vibrating chin get down with his mild non-intimidating self was the best maneuver. Watching Rove flail around trying to act hip, you wonder how this could be the same ‘genius’ that brought [...]
Words Will Always Hurt You
We’re no fan of censorship here at Bears Necessity (and politically incorrect, unlike most Berkeleyites), so we have to admit this is the funniest Daily Show skit in awhile. Our favorite part is the six clocks in the back of the wall. Just awesome stuff.
Daily Show: Oliver/Wilmore–The N- Word [Comedy Central]
Paper or Biodegradable Plastic, Sir?
Are we seeing the beginning of the end of the plastic bag era, right here, right now?
City leaders approved a ban on plastic grocery bags after weeks of lobbying on both sides from environmentalists and a supermarket trade group. San Francisco would be the first U.S. city to adopt such a rule if Mayor Gavin [...]
Stripping for the Earth (Warning: Not Safe Ever)
See, this is why we need nudist laws.
It seems anyone who ever strips in public are the people we never want to see naked.
Embrace the ground my friends! It’s terrible that your cause will have no effect on the actual decision (there’s actually an injunction on retrofitting the stadium for seismological reasons, not environmental), but [...]
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