More Proof that Law School Does Drive You Insane

Posted by: Avinash on Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Law students might be able to recite some of the most inane hypotheticals ever fabricated by the deepest recesses of the human mind, but when it comes to wreaking havoc, waxing poetic is not their strong point. One of our fine students from Boalt Law School composed one of the lamest threats in existence, forcing the temporary shut down of UC Hastings. This is the infamous note:

I went to bed all set for “Bloody Wednesday,” but when I woke — to sun, to flowers in bloom — I just couldn’t bring myself to suit up.

Maybe tomorrow; I hear rain’s in the forecast.”

Gee, if only all gunmen were stopped by the sunlight. The world would be so much safer. Moron.

The original note and thread can be found here.

LOCKDOWN: VIRGINIA TECH COPYCAT THREAT CAUSES HASTINGS EVACUATION [Hastings News]
Law Student’s Threat Closes UC Hastings [Daily Cal]



Topics: Bay Area, Students, UC Berkeley

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