And the Lesson is…God is SpongeBob?
As your thoughts move toward the inevitable finals, you must always resist the temptation of something terribly unethical, like, oh, leaning your head into someone else’s answers and somehow escaping the questioning glances of your watchful GSIs. Well never fear my friends, because God will be fighting within you through your travails. As this UC Berkeley video (with divine production values, around the scale of Left Behind) attests, the Lord fights with his fruits, and they somehow beat down the raw meat of Hell. We guess this settles the question on where all those poor pigs and cows end up after the slaughterhouse. No luck at all in His Universe.
Fruity Tales [YouTube]
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