Apparently Dick Cheney Shoots Other Types of Guns

Posted by: Avinash on Monday, May 14th, 2007

When we heard that there was a sex scandal brewing in Washington, we were all rather giddy at the prospect of finding . It’s not that we love sex scandals, nor do we think it’s anyone’s business in the first place, but hey, politicians decide to make our personal lives everyone’s business in the social policies they enact, so turnabout is fair play, bastards.

So when ABC News dropped the story because no one high up had called up D.C. Madam’s clinetele for a little late night S&M, our eyebrows rose. Really? No one? There was no one on that list? A judge injunction last Friday only reinforced our suspicions…why would you halt revealing all the records if there wasn’t any politician/official of note to identify?

Oh wait, there might be one.

US District Judge for the District of Columbia Gladys Kessler, a Clinton appointee, has re-issued an order prohibiting DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey from releasing any more phone lists of her Pamela Martin & Associates customers. Secrecy of the phone records has been a priority for DC Assistant US Attorney William Cowden. Palfrey released the last four years of ten years of customer phone records to ABC’s “20/20″ before Kessler’s March order prohibiting such a release took effect. As WMR reported, ABC and Disney, under pressure from the Bush White House, killed the story and stated that there were no “newsworthy” names on the Madam’s list. Six years of phone records, including those involving mid to late 1990s calls to and from individuals who would become top officials of the Bush administration, were not in the hands of ABC News. WMR has been informed by three well-placed sources that Vice President Dick Cheney, while a part-time resident of McLean, Virginia and while serving as Dallas-based Halliburton’s CEO, was a customer of the DC Madam.

Now of course, all this talk is circumstantial until someone provides real proof, and this is a left-wing site (we’re not getting our hopes up). But come on, it’s the Lord of Darkness. We’d feel remiss if we didn’t mention the possibility he might be thrown into this hoopla. He’s done too much to this country; for him not get this type of attention would be a travesty.

Wayne Madsen Report [Wayne Madsen Report]
Judge Says ‘D.C. Madam’ Can’t Release More Numbers To Media [Broadcast Newsroom] Network refuses to name clients of ‘D.C. Madam’ [The Independent]

(Image from Majikthise)



Topics: National, Politics, Society

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