Corruption Makes Us Lonely
Generally, Bears Necessity tries to avoid approaching the morass that is Washington, simply because the scene these days puts a damper in our day, and poking fun at Iraq is kind of like burying your head deep inside an anthill. That being said, we can’t resist this lovely story, considering all the Clinton headhunting that went on the past eight years in our nation. First, the Deputy Secretary of State resigned after being a customer of a busted escort service (ironically, the same man who was in charge of combating prostitution operations worldwide in the Agency for International Development). And now, a huge scandal is brewing that ABC News’s Brian Ross has begun to uncover (follow the link for the full video).
“There are thousands of names, tens of thousands of phone numbers, and there are people there at the Pentagon, lobbyists, others at the White House, prominent lawyers — a long, long list, and as well, the women who work for the service, David, include university professors, legal secretaries, scientists, military officers.”
You know, we can’t help but wonder if all these years of Bush has caused every working professional in our capital to start suppressing their sexual urges. Either that, or Washington completely drains your emotions and your physical vitality to the point where your wives won’t get in the same bed with you, resulting in you needing some 300 pound BBW from Anacostia to get you off.
And here we thought power made it easier to get laid. Now we just see it leaves you dry.
White House Officials Involved in Prostitution Scandal [Crooks and Liars]
Senior Official Linked to Escort Service [The Blotter]
(Image from Aphrodisiology)
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