Archive for Archive for May, 2007
Want to Attend Stanford? Find A Room And Settle In!
Our second tier cousins across the Bay just continue to shine with prescience right into this sunny weekend. Not one day after Azia Kim gets outed for not being a Stanford student because RAs decided to put a yearbook together and realized no one knew anything about her, another nonthreatening squatter gets her own comeuppance [...]
Bridge Into Stillwater
Jane Stillwater, the hopelessly naive pacifist who was nevertheless determined enough to reach the American combat zones to try and figure out what’s going on over there, has returned from Iraq. Her success there was limited, but she plans on heading back soon enough.
And this time she is determined to get embedded and [...]
See Folks, THIS Is How You Get Into Stanford
Most Cal Alumni know that the Tree across the Bay does not easily uncurl its bushes to let others into its feeble branches. So this awesome article about just comes off as hilarious to us in so many ways. All these nuggets of info in this column drive this story into the Pantheon of Hilarity.
Azia [...]
Tastefully Done
And now we present to you, San Francisco in gelatinous form! No word yet on whether the heartland wants to melt this display of wobbly colorful goodness.
Bill Cosby has not yet been contacted on how to make all the kids should educate themslves with the Jello. Ya SEE! With all the brain damage and all! [...]
Can We Just Move Our Stuff Into Evans Hall?
Well well. It appears that the city advocating peace and nirvana and Marxism also succumbs to its own cases of bureaucratic corruption.
Berkeley’s Housing Authority paid federal rent subsidies to landlords for 15 dead tenants “some for at least two years” according to a pair of scathing reports to the Berkeley City Council Tuesday night. [...]
The President Is A Wise And Cunning Little Man
The American people have made their voices clear…they want out of Iraq, very soon, very quickly. So as he always does, our beloved President has taken the wisest course in making sure that he heeds their cries.
Oh, yeah. As the San Francisco Chronicle reports, it’s also to prove all you naysayers wrong.
The Bush administration is [...]
And the Lesson, As Always…Asian Guys Are Losers
We have to admit, we like this video. It’s cheesy, it’s corny, it’s stereotypical, it’s practically live action anime slapstick. And the ending is so true. Tall white dudes with a modicum of dignity and confidence will get whatever they want in Berkeley, and the market for cute females here is wide open for them [...]
We’re Guessing Most of You Just Woke Up
As the long summer rolls along for most students across the country, we laze back for late night gaming sessions, boozing reunions with old friends, curling up with a book you don’t have to write a paper on, or just sitting in your room alone reading our site. But there’s one thing we’re fairly certain [...]
Power Overwhelming
Can companies be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Because we’re fairly certain that Blizzard Entertainment may have just done more work for peace talks in the Korean Peninsula then Clinton and Bush have accomplished in a decade.
There were rumors, turmoil, arguments, and speculation for nearly ten years. We’ve waited and waited. But finally, the smoke [...]
Vegans Can’t Procreate? Victory.
Enlightenment comes at a price, we guess. Vegans can believe all they want about the sanctity of plant growing and keeping animals out of your system, but here’s a news flash for them: Their babies will be stupider than them. Nina Planck explains their foolishness.
I was once a vegan. But well before I became pregnant, [...]
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