When Your Group Runs Low On Studying Fuel…
Macho Berkeley single dudes out there, we think we’ve found a way for you to impress the ladies, and you can start right now even while you’re running through your finals. It isn’t your intelligence, or your worldly experience that will get you back rubs and massages. It is your complete lack of self-regard and self-degradation that will drive them wild. Thanks to our Japanese friends overseas, you can now impress all the ladies during your 3 am Stacks studying breaks with your impressively hilarious dares. We’re fairly certain this will be the next great party craze around the country–or at least at libraries everywhere.
The folks at SUNY-Binghamton have already set a pretty high bar, but come on, we know Cal students can do much much better. Considering how that hot chick slapped that dude with ease, just imagine how far you can go to impress the ladies the further you raise the stakes!
Silent Library with Ernesto Hoost [YouTube]
Silent Library at Binghamton University [YouTube]
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