Archive for Archive for June, 2007
We Have a New Hero: Public TV, Part II
Just when you thought humanity was going down the drain, John Kilduff comes along to rekindle our hopes. Watching him teach us how to blend food to survive while walking on a treadmill and taking 3 AM phone calls from a bunch of stoned up dopes trying to swear on the air shows how much [...]
Student Special: Freshmen Have Their Moments
Most of the time we bitch about how the frosh come in with their completely misaligned goals, their endless moaning, their out of whack priorities (you know, kind of like how we were when we first started at Cal). But there are always exceptions, those pupils out there who have found their place, discovered [...]
Barry Bonds Just Wants Your Love
It wouldn’t surprise us if by the time we came back from Europe, Barry Bonds has hit #756. It would also not surprise us if we came back and he hadn’t made extra bases since we left. Either way, we’re pretty indifferent as to what exactly this guy does. If he’s still sitting on 750 [...]
The Horror: The Lefties Are Learning Satire
Bees again have begun to assert their dominance over the human proletariat. And by dominance, they mean showing just how angry they are about global warming. Over at Indybay, they are beginning to speak out and show just how serious they are. They’re not going to take this environmental destruction any longer!
Calling for an [...]
Because We Don’t Think You Get Enough Lacrosse
In spring, there’s no football for us Americans, unless you really think Arena Football League satisfies your primal urges to see people pound into one another. So insatiably, especially for those of us desiring some hard gridiron action, we turn to something that arouses our emotions. And what works better than guys with sticks?
Yes, lacrosse. [...]
The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is…Being Outside At Night
Always wanted to live in fear in your city, knowing where every crime occurs? Want to keep track of every robbery, burglary, GTA that takes place in your city? Well here you go. Now you can keep track of all your local crimes on a continuous basis, without the slightest bit of worrying about missing [...]
These are the Real Heroes
Ever been looking for a great cause to ascribe to? Become part of something bigger than yourself? Show that you, reader, are better than the average individual out there? Well, we’ve found just the cause for you, right in the heart of San Francisco.
The Holubs were among more than 400 people who turned out for [...]
Student Special: ASUC Leaders Are Talented
Van Nguyen might be in control and in power now, but a few months ago on the campaign trail, he was putting his whole message on display for the world to see. Passionate and unmelodious tunes along with a gusto for diversity seemed to be the final nail in placing him into the ASUC upper [...]
Get Your Game On Kids–J.T. Snow’s Taking You Deep
The 2007 All-Star Game here in San Francisco is only a few weeks away, and we know that our loyal readers are dying to figure out how they can…miss all the events at AT&T Park because they’d be bankrupted getting a ticket for this type of event. But we’re sure the kids don’t care about [...]
Yoga Brought Them Together: Berkeley Public TV
If there’s anything good we have to say about Berkeley citizens and their relative uselessness to society, it’s that they make Public Access TV worth ‘exploring’. That’s an accomplishment definitely worth lauding. Nice job by them. We think.
(To be honest though, we don’t have the slightest clue what’s going on here.)
Stretch the Body, Stretch the [...]
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