Archive for Archive for August, 2007
The Shining Lights (Ten of the Best Professors This Semester)
Standing ovations. You don’t do this often. Maybe at a basketball game, maybe after a great musical. But these teachers? They lecture so perfectly that you can’t help but stand and cheer. So in case you want a great experience in class along with your good grades, obsessively stare at your waitlists and try [...]
Shouldn’t You Have Been Fired Yet? (Ten of the Worst Professors This Semester)
Just for the fun of it, we decided to create the doomsday scenario for you. Some of you think you have it bad with your miscellaneous craploads? Imagine a combination of the following teachers of terror. These profs are not going to make your life fun. So in case you’ve ever thought of [...]
How Sadomasochistic Are You? (Hardest Classes This Semester)
Hey tough guy. So taking 25 units with research wasn’t backbreaking enough for you? Do you just really want a kick in the ass? Want to feel the cold boot of academia squash you into the ground until you’re nothing but bones and meat? Believed you’ve had it too easy as a kid, and can’t [...]
Just Want To Club in SF? Easiest Classes This Semester, Part IV
(The semester is now closer than ever, and you’re probably scrambling around Telebears these last few weeks, filling up holes in your schedules with classes you probably will end up hating. Well, no worries. We’ll be happy to provide you with teachers who will be pushover…push you to your limits. Of your alarm clocks. If [...]
Like to Skip Lecture? Easiest Classes This Semester, Part III
(The semester is now closer than ever, and you’re probably scrambling around Telebears these last few weeks, filling up holes in your schedules with classes you probably will end up hating. Well, no worries. We’ll be happy to provide you with teachers who will be pushover…push you to your limits. Of your alarm clocks. If [...]
The Sixth Man Can Sure Lay Up
Monta Ellis’s aggression might have disappeared as the playoff run progressed this past June, but it seems just like Mikael Pietrus, he too knows what it means to get down, get low, get hyphy. At least that’s what I think he was doing.
Monta Ellis Dancing [YouTube]
Want to Feel As Stress-Free As Possible? Easiest Classes This Semester, Part II
The semester is now closer than ever, and you’re probably scrambling around Telebears these last few weeks, filling up holes in your schedules with classes you probably will end up hating. Well, no worries. We’ll be happy to provide you with teachers who will be pushover…push you to your limits. Of your alarm clocks. If [...]
The Bears Are Roaring: Blog Roundup
The Ultimate Rejection Letter
I should have used this for college rejections…
(tags: funny humor rejection)
Running Out of Options? Easiest Classes This Semester, Part I
(The semester is now closer than ever, and you’re probably scrambling around Telebears these last few weeks, filling up holes in your schedules with classes you probably will end up hating. Well, no worries. We’ll be happy to provide you with teachers who will be pushover…push you to your limits. Of your alarm clocks. If [...]
Reaching Critical Mass in San Francisco
Remember when bikes were used as tools of peace and love? In case you forgot, we’ll treat you to smoking hot, pre-Full House Lori Loughlin above spreading the love. Look at those two glide. It makes you wonder why they haven’t been sent to the Middle East as peacekeepers yet. The terrorists would be [...]
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