Oh Lord…No…Why Can’t He Go Away?
As if this collapse wasn’t embarrassing enough…HE has to show up.
I have no video of the event, but I’m sure it went something like…
Not only does this calculating dropout clown get to shit all over us, I’m embarrassed enough in our defensive line and impressed by the man’s girth that I think we should suit him up immediately. He’ll certainly lighten up our depressed locker room since they’ll finally have a suitable punching bag for their frustrations, considering the University can’t currently afford a punching bag in our own athletic training facitilies. The man clearly has no professional training, but if we offer him boosters and women, his greedy, beady, capitalistic eyes will light up with their typical psuedo-innocent fire…
…oh, right, we’re not that type of program. Never mind, send him to Gary Barnett.
On a somewhat lighter note.. William Hung at the Wash Game. [The Bear Insider]
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