Michelle Wie Has Questionable Tastes
Let’s see, Michelle Wie is dating a famous Stanford basketball twin. Now, will she choose the dude who shot the gamewinner to beat Marquette, or the crazed maniac who looks like a cross between Anderson Varejao and Joakim Noah?
Robin is dating Stanford’s current most famous female coed, golf phenom Michelle Wie, although both have tried to keep things as quiet as possible.
Figures that a ‘Furd phenom who has yet to win a golf tournament would pick the wrong Lopez twin. Oh well, gives hope for the rest of us when she realizes his magnetic attraction to rakes or his disturbing recall of the H.M.S. Pinafore. Or gets pounded into the ground by Dwight Howard. I think both scenarios are deliciously enviable.
Hook ‘Em Horns! More importantly, GO BEARS!
Oh, and if you haven’t figured it out, April Fools. Hope it got you guys fired up for more one-sided Stanford hate. Just like this post did. Or at least a boner.
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