Today’s Berkeley Crazie: The Prophet

Posted by: Avinash on Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

You know, some people provide important messages to the Cal community, alerting us to the impending End of Times. Enter Yoshua, the man who will lead us all to the Promised Land. Yoshua stands for Hebrew for your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, the one true God. All shall bow before him and his overlord the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I’m guessing if Jesus did show up in this day and age, he’d be put right in line behind Spears’s performance and that taser-tard on the 11 o’clock news. I wonder if the Lord will spare us from Golgotha if we gave Yoshua the weatherman job. Or at least introduce him to Bob:

Yoshua of U.C. Berkeley [YouTube]

BallHype: hype it up!


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