Archive for Cal Football
Cal to the Armed Forces Bowl
The BCS looks like it’s snubbed Arizona State, sending them to the Holiday Bowl to face Texas. East coast bias strikes again! Thanks again Tom Hansen, you worthless douchebag. Enjoy rubbing one out to your precious volleyball matches. That leaves the following projections. Holiday: ASU Sun: Oregon Emerald: Oregon State Las Vegas: UCLA Armed Forces: […]
The Bears Are Whimpering (Reactions to the Big Game)
Some blogs handle defeat better than others. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being tolerable, 1 being intolerable, The Golden Blogs are a 15, Oski Talk a 10, TBIOOTF is a 0, I’m probably a 3, and Bruins Nation is -5000. Some blogs stopped writing after the Husky defeat, so I guess they’re […]
The Big Game Report Card
Quarterback: D. Typical Nate. Strong promising start, even a deep ball or two. He even had a great play-action throw to Jordan. But his second half was hideous, 9-30 with two picks, and he looked more and more gimpy as the weeks went on. There was an inordinate amount of pressure put on him too; […]
Yeah…
[youtube Fj_K-0ucHYA] This is how I feel. [youtube LpZBEiWj-i8] And this. [youtube mZJOPwDzG4o] And this. [youtube 5QAn6nfQN8Q] I’ll be back when I stop hating myself.
Big Game Open Thread
[youtube d-oETUYYhhs] I will pass on liveblogging, instead doing something normal and watching the game with friends. I believe this is a much healthier and happier way to enjoy football, don’t you? Starting NEXT YEAR, I will attend every Big Game I possibly can. And this time I mean it. For now, just like every […]
Watch The Big Game Online
Since the game is on Versus, it will involve TVU Player and what-not. Just follow the instructions by clicking here and you should get it. Let’s keep the Axe where it belongs.
My Big Game Prediction
My last post was a bit of a downer–let’s return to irreverence. Here’s what this game will look like (and I’m not just talking about the slapfests between bourgeois Desi fans in the stadium): [youtube NZZ4pw2gTRI] Now imagine this running on repeat for three hours and you’re set. Of course, Cal will be the angry, […]
Flying Behind the Mullet
I remember being a freshman in 2004, watching Aaron Rodgers weave his way around the pocket and beyond. I was way too pampered to get that season as my first as a Cal fan, which is probably why I sometimes act like a brat when I talk about their downfall this year. You gotta take […]
Let’s Hire the O!
Bill Doba is gone from Wazzu after a 5-7 season. I’m a little surprised, considering how close Wazzu came to beating ASU and Cal, along with their throttling of UCLA, but this has been speculated for months. All reports indicate that Mike Price and Cal’s defensive coordinator Bob Gregory will be fighting for the job, […]
Cal Fans Around the World, Get Your Signs Ready
Eh, fuck it. I’m embracing this rivalry, right now. The pathetic Redfurds over on the other side of the Bay have resorted to the most bizarre tactic to motivate their Cardinal: elitist internationalism. Ooh, look, you’re in Paris! It’s appropriate, since your records in battle are eerily similar. In other words, Stanford fans go to […]
