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You Can Never Be Berkeley Enough
The annual bizarro festival celebrating the madness of Berkeley is this Sunday. This photoblog of 2004’s marching will hopefully deter you from going (Warning: NSFW, or life for that matter). [Zombietime]
Oh Wait A Minute, There Was an Earthquake?
If you weren’t acting like this at 4:42 this morning…well, we don’t know what to think of you.
EarthQuake! [YouTube]
These are the Real Heroes
Ever been looking for a great cause to ascribe to? Become part of something bigger than yourself? Show that you, reader, are better than the average individual out there? Well, we’ve found just the cause for you, right in the heart of San Francisco.
The Holubs were among more than 400 people who turned out for [...]
Get Your Game On Kids–J.T. Snow’s Taking You Deep
The 2007 All-Star Game here in San Francisco is only a few weeks away, and we know that our loyal readers are dying to figure out how they can…miss all the events at AT&T Park because they’d be bankrupted getting a ticket for this type of event. But we’re sure the kids don’t care about [...]
Congratulations, Your Awareness Is Useless and Painful
It’s certainly an honor to be compared to great figures in human history who have inspired us to change for their better. For instance, many people use Gandhi as their main man these days with that increasingly overused “you must be change” quote. So when Professor Mark Danner gloriously compared his graduates to a [...]
Adjust Your Tassels, Part IX (Graduation Ceremonies, May 21st)
History of Art at Zellerbach Playhouse, 11 AM.
Architecture, Environmental Design at Greek Theatre, 2 PM. Neither of these have speakers. The students would go on a mad rampage and burn studio down if they waited for their diplomas any longer.
Mathematics at Zellerbach Auditorium, 2 PM. Andrew Fire, who ended up with a Nobel Prize [...]
Adjust Your Tassels, Part VIII (Graduation Ceremonies, May 20th)
Business (Undergraduate) in Greek Theatre at 9 AM. No speaker would dare enter, lest to get your hopes up for the life of drudgery you are about to lead.
Legal Studies in Zellerbach Auditorium at 9 AM. Robert Kagan, who you can thank for his role in starting the war in Iraq (just kidding, different [...]
Adjust Your Tassels, Part VII (Graduation Ceremonies, May 19th)
College of Engineering (General, Bio, Chemical, Environmental, Material, Mechanical, Nuclear) at Greek Theatre, 8:30 AM. The awesome Dado Banatao talks; Filipinos representing.
Integrative Biology at Zellerbach Auditorium, 9 AM. Dr. Craig Moritz will hopefullytalk about the ecology of koalas.
Goldman School of Public Policy at Chancellor’s Esplanade, 10 AM. Ms. Maria Echaveste, who is as cute [...]
Adjust Your Tassels, Part VI (Graduation Ceremonies, May 18th)
Anthropology at Zellerbach Auditorium, 9 AM. Nelson Graburn is the speaker. He likes Inuits.
Molecular and Cell Biology at Greek Theatre, 9 AM. Michael Levine will talk about stuff. MCB majors will be fidgety until the last minute until someone hands them their empty diploma so they can finally exhale.
Energy and Resources Group at Alumni House, [...]
Adjust Your Tassels, Part V (Graduation Ceremonies, May 17th)
Note: We missed Theatre, Dance and Performance Studies yesterday. Our bad. We’re sure all of you were dying to attend.
Undergraduate & Interdisciplinary Studies–American Studies, Cognitive Science, Interdisciplinary Studies, Field Major, Mass Communications at Greek Theatre, 9 AM. Charles Faulhauber, who directs that library you’ve never been to in your studying life, will be speaking.
History at [...]
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