Archive for Golden State Warriors
Baron Davis, Meet Deron Williams (Utah 116, Golden State 112)
In easily the best game of the NBA Playoffs so far, the Utah Jazz buckled down, boarded it up, and defeated the Warriors in Game 1. It was one of those awesome throwbacks to the old 80s NBA, with great defense, great offense, great performances, and it could’ve gone either way. But the +17 differential [...]
Satan Walks the Earth as Jack Nicholson
For all the awesome Bay Area sports fans out there, let this sweet serenade send you into Saturday night…
God is a Warriors Fan by Bhi Bhiman [YouTube]
Believe: Golden State 111, Dallas 86
There aren’t many words we need to describe this good ol’ fashioned ass whopping the Warriors just handed the 67-15 Mavericks. Baron Davis turning in a Willis Reed-type performance with his injured hamstring (and still looking more energetic than any of the Mavericks), Stephen Jackson shooting out of his damned mind, Jason Richardson nailing daggers [...]
Alright Dallas, Now It’s So On
Oh my God. We thought our first Warriors post would be enough to motivate the crowd to show up tonight, but no, Dallas fans had to raise the stakes. Well, they are raised my friends, they are fucking raised.
Ok, Warriors fans. Can you now imagine if the Mavs come back and win this series. Not [...]
So It Comes Down to This
Perhaps the biggest event in Warriors history goes down tonight in Oracle Arena (I’d count the time Rick Barry won the NBA Finals, but no one remembers that series). Now that the series is at 3-2 and in Oakland, the Warriors essentially control their own fate. They’re 48 minutes away from history…or from a [...]
And Mark Cuban Still Breathes
You know, if someone asked us who could come back from a 21 point deficit, we’d probably say the Phoenix Suns. If someone asked us who could blow a 9 point lead with about three and a half minutes left, we would probably say a Rick Adelman-coached team (trust us, we have plenty of experience [...]
The Chuckster Not Showing California Love
Our favorite basketball personality is Charles Barkley, who just loves poking and prodding until he gets someone irritated. But above all are his propensity for outrageous bets and stunts, culminating in taking down a 67 year old official in an All-Star weekend race. Well, after topping Dick Bavetta, Sir Charles has decided taking on one [...]
At This Rate, Baron Davis Will be Our Next Governor
Baron Davis love has become contagious at this point in Northern California, but we can’t wrap up our posting today without showing you this lovely video of him taking a day to work at a local McDonalds, a la Mark Cuban at Dairy Queen. By the end of this video and certainly by the end [...]
Falling In Love All Over Again
(Special from your editor’s sports journal, Get Up Eight Times. This was written after Game 4.)
You know, it seems at every point in my life, a basketball team comes along at just the right time to rein me back into the NBA. In the American sports climate, basketball continues its steady decline into the second [...]
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