Archive for Music
Oh Lord…No…Why Can’t He Go Away?
As if this collapse wasn’t embarrassing enough…HE has to show up. I have no video of the event, but I’m sure it went something like… Not only does this calculating dropout clown get to shit all over us, I’m embarrassed enough in our defensive line and impressed by the man’s girth that I think we [...]
Student Special: ASUC Leaders Are Talented
Van Nguyen might be in control and in power now, but a few months ago on the campaign trail, he was putting his whole message on display for the world to see. Passionate and unmelodious tunes along with a gusto for diversity seemed to be the final nail in placing him into the ASUC upper [...]
Your Vote Goes To The Highest Bidder
Like most sane people, we despise the RIAA. Despise it for its undemocratic existence. Despise it for taking power out of the hands of artists and giving it to the record labels. Despise the idiotic amount (any amount) of influence that it has in Capitol Hill. Well, it turns out the Bay Area’s own also [...]
And the Lesson, As Always…Asian Guys Are Losers
We have to admit, we like this video. It’s cheesy, it’s corny, it’s stereotypical, it’s practically live action anime slapstick. And the ending is so true. Tall white dudes with a modicum of dignity and confidence will get whatever they want in Berkeley, and the market for cute females here is wide open for them [...]
Satan Walks the Earth as Jack Nicholson
For all the awesome Bay Area sports fans out there, let this sweet serenade send you into Saturday night… God is a Warriors Fan by Bhi Bhiman [YouTube]
Are Barbers Really the Enemy?
Berkeley High has gotten a rep for being urbanized with minorities. But never fear, the school has not yet lost its 60s innocence. Students at Berkeley High will “Let the Sunshine In†by performing a 40th anniversary celebration—and critical examination—of the musical Hair, this weekend and next on campus at the Florence Schwimley Theater. Director [...]
Alright Dallas, Now It’s So On
Oh my God. We thought our first Warriors post would be enough to motivate the crowd to show up tonight, but no, Dallas fans had to raise the stakes. Well, they are raised my friends, they are fucking raised. Ok, Warriors fans. Can you now imagine if the Mavs come back and win this series. [...]
Skip Town The Rest of This Week–No Events on 4/25
Instead of giving you events today, Berkeleyites, I encourage you to get out of this city. It’s a pretty dull week, and everyone’s just looking ahead to summer anyway. Professors start lagging, students start skipping, girls get hotter…err, in most places. So where should you go? Why, Coachella of course. Just lok at all those [...]
John Adams, For Your Listening Pleasure
Apparently, we’re so far off the cultural beat that we have no idea who’s world-famous and who’s not world-famous anymore. So when we found out that composer and Berkeley resident John Adams classified as one of these exclusive peoples, I had to find out what this guy was made of. This guy did create an [...]
