Archive for Schedules
Why is Scheme so Useless? (Scheduling for Telebears, Part III–EECS)
Programmers begin to be broken down in new ways by Lisp, then recover easily and dominate everything, leaving Cog Sci majors and people who hate programming (me) in the dust, only to be crushed by upper division projects. The EE people grow to hate the sight of computers and are ready to smash them by [...]
Wake up. Seriously, WAKE UP. (Scheduling for Telebears, Part II–Physics)
I used to think I wanted to be a physics major, but that was before I realized several things about college. (1) If you want to have fun with women consistently, you need to stay up later coddling them. (2) Physics classes are always scheduled between 8 and 11 am. (Unless you’re in one of [...]
Deciding on the Gun or Poision (Scheduling for Telebears, Part I–Math)
We’re not very happy with the incoming freshmen right now, because all the cool math classes we would have taken (Combinatorics, Mathematical Economics, History of Math) have been flat out cancelled to make way for extra lower-div math for apathetic engineers. Grad classes of course remain intact, so that leaves most juniors and seniors like [...]
Berkeleyites, Get Your Diversity On (April 9-15)
Wrap up that vegan tofu and get cracking at your schedule for the week! Monday Red Cross Blood Drive, 9:30 AM, MLK Student Union in Tilden Room. Isn’t this city running out of blood from all of these endless drives? Iraq: 4 Years of “Freedom”, 7-10 PM, Evans Hall. What better way to spend a [...]
Time To Walk Away From the Computer
How to spend your Saturday not browsing for cute animals… 13th Annual Eggster Hunt and Learning Festival, 8 AM, VLSB North Lawn. Spring Kleaning, 9:45 AM-3 PM, East Bay Area [More Info]. The Killers!, 10 AM (what a strange time for a concert), Bill Graham Civic Auditorium, San Francisco. SMASHturbation #2: SLOPPY SECONDS, 1-8 PM [...]
What To Do Tonight
After you’re done watching Jim Nantz drool himself to sleep over the tradition unlike any other… Vaisaki Bhangra Night presented by Satrang and ISA, 7 PM, Lipman Room (HAHAHAHA, just kidding, we wouldn’t be so cruel to you.) TSA K-con, 7 PM, 155 Dwinelle, with the tagline 請大家記得一定è¦ä¾†æ§å ´å–”ï¼Sounds great, I think. Screening and Discussion — [...]
