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Oh, THIS is why USC Lost
Good Lord. It’s one level of douchery to steal OUR PLAY, dress up in bermuda shorts and generic blacks (are those manipulated Steelers unis?) and re-enact it to mock the losers of said play. It’s another complete level of douchery for the University of Hollywood, of pageantry and spectacle and Song Girls, to reduce one [...]
The Action Jackson Diaries–Primetime Games
–Before the LSU-Florida feast, I am watching Virginia Tech-Clemson. It is an abortion of football. How Clemson got ranked is beyond me. –Versus is crapping out AGAIN. So I have no idea what’s going on with Stanford-USC (pretty much back to following gamecast), except that the Cardinal is hanging around before finally running out of [...]
Perhaps Her Punishment Should Be Exile to Claremont
After the chaos of the Azia Kim “debacle”, Stanford is in self-correcting mode. At this moment punishments are being handed down that will surely have severe ramifications on residential life….right? Stanford imposter Azia Kim may get off easier than many have expected, despite national coverage of her eight-month masquerade as a Stanford student. Neither law [...]
Oh Yeah, Stanford Cares About OUR Opinion
Considering it’s dead air time around Berkeley (which would explain our infrequent posting schedule since school ended), the big story we’ve been relating about a thousand times is the Stanford impostor story. Or two, to be precise. So of course, the foremost experts on this subject decided to weigh in with their opinions, just to [...]
Want to Attend Stanford? Find A Room And Settle In!
Our second tier cousins across the Bay just continue to shine with prescience right into this sunny weekend. Not one day after Azia Kim gets outed for not being a Stanford student because RAs decided to put a yearbook together and realized no one knew anything about her, another nonthreatening squatter gets her own comeuppance [...]
See Folks, THIS Is How You Get Into Stanford
Most Cal Alumni know that the Tree across the Bay does not easily uncurl its bushes to let others into its feeble branches. So this awesome article about just comes off as hilarious to us in so many ways. All these nuggets of info in this column drive this story into the Pantheon of Hilarity. [...]
Thomas Sowell Calls for Coup D’Etat
Every now and then, human beings (even the smartest among us) say something terribly shortsighted that can come back to haunt us. We’re not sure if Stanford’s Hoover Institute conservative mainstay Thomas Sowell is longing for attention, but more frequently it seems he says something that leaves you scratching your head. When I see the [...]
