Archive for UC Berkeley
Soon You Will Be Broken Down Like the Rest of Us
Welcome incoming freshman! We hope you can contribute to the human race just like this intrepid young gal has. Only at Cal, only at Cal. More than 10,000 high school students have received the happy news that they may attend the University of California, Berkeley as freshmen next fall, an increase from last year of [...]
We Just Wish They’d Do That to the Oaks People
Sometimes the power of you isn’t enough to overcome the forces of demonry that is UC Berkeley. Sometimes you have to dig deep down to become stronger and mightier than you’ve ever been. And sometimes you just have to be willingly random and join a flash mob of clumsy inept student ninjas. Hey, it beats [...]
Danny Glover, Your 2007 Commencement Speaker
Seen above is Danny Glover in a bizarre outfit with “Diablo”-spouting, leftist-darling Hugo Chavez after his U.N. grand chalupa. Where, oh where could Glover turn for support after such a dopey cameo? But of course… Actor, producer and director Danny Glover is set to speak at the [UC Berkeley] commencement convocation in May, a choice [...]
Robert Oppenheimer is Rolling In His Grave
Although we accept the fact that corporations run the world and will drive us out of our homes, place us in small cubicles and drain our minds of any creative thought, can’t they at least wait until we graduate? Not a chance, proclaims BP. ON FEB.1, the oil giant BP announced that it had chosen [...]
