Archive for Video
We’d Have Eaten Their Brains, But We Couldn’t Find Any
Earlier this week, we showed you the dregs of Cal student filming (to be fair, most of those people will be earning more money than us in a decade, have stable relationships and kids while we’re sitting at home on Sundays watching golf–we think they’ll take this setback). To redeem ourselves for wasting precious minutes [...]
Boy, That Was Philosophically Pointless
As most Cal veterans know, if you end up in Clark Kerr, you might as well have consigned yourself to exile for a year. So what inevitably happens is that you either (1) find ways to escape your dorms at all times, or (2) slowly whittle away your class attendance until the end of the [...]
Oh HAHA it’s Happy Go Chase Time!
Nothing spells gold quite like big American athlete chasing terrified Japanese pitcher, as Rod Allen did here in the early 90s. It takes nearly 25 Japanese players to even come close to stopping the pursuit, and even then he breaks loose at least once or twice. We wonder if it’s programmed into Japanese pitchers to [...]
Afterwards, the French Called Out Everyone For Drug Testing
San Francisco might be the laughingstock of most of the nation, but do you think you could make rad turns in your tricycle in Oklahoma City? We think not. So behind all the plastic bag haranguing and “Israel & USA are the real terrorists” shouting, you find priceless entertainment like the BYOBW event, or Bring [...]
Great Minds Produce Great Things
We’re not exactly sure about how useful this product is (we’re not folders), but I’m sure people reading this will think, “Wow, why didn’t I think of such a device?” I’m sure these things will sell like gold in the Asian market. This guy might have just earned himself a tidy profit. See how being [...]
We Just Wish They’d Do That to the Oaks People
Sometimes the power of you isn’t enough to overcome the forces of demonry that is UC Berkeley. Sometimes you have to dig deep down to become stronger and mightier than you’ve ever been. And sometimes you just have to be willingly random and join a flash mob of clumsy inept student ninjas. Hey, it beats [...]
Compassionate Conservatism Be Where It’s At, Bitches!
I know the G.O.P had been trying to reach out to black voters, but I don’t think letting Karl Rove and his massive vibrating chin get down with his mild non-intimidating self was the best maneuver. Watching Rove flail around trying to act hip, you wonder how this could be the same ‘genius’ that brought [...]
