Oh Lord…No…Why Can’t He Go Away?
As if this collapse wasn’t embarrassing enough…HE has to show up.
I have no video of the event, but I’m sure it went something like…
Not only does this calculating dropout clown get to shit all over us, I’m embarrassed enough in our defensive line and impressed by the man’s girth that I think we should suit him up immediately. He’ll certainly lighten up our depressed locker room since they’ll finally have a suitable punching bag for their frustrations, considering the University can’t currently afford a punching bag in our own athletic training facitilies. The man clearly has no professional training, but if we offer him boosters and women, his greedy, beady, capitalistic eyes will light up with their typical psuedo-innocent fire…
…oh, right, we’re not that type of program. Never mind, send him to Gary Barnett.
On a somewhat lighter note.. William Hung at the Wash Game. [The Bear Insider]
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5 Responses to “Oh Lord…No…Why Can’t He Go Away?”
November 20th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
so THAT’S why we lost. freaking william hung.
November 20th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
As a Cal fan, it’s always best to ignore the real problems and focus on the imaginary ones.
November 21st, 2007 at 5:13 pm
*sigh* THis is just another instance of Cal denying it’s tradition of mediocrity. Embrace Hung, for he is the face of Cal. Five straight losses speaks for itself– Berkeley is the William Hung of college football. May his grotesque face be cast in bronze and placed in the center of campus for all to see, for eternity.
November 20th, 2008 at 8:21 am
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