This Is What Selling Out to Nike Brings You?

Posted by: Avinash on Thursday, November 8th, 2007

In terms of another famous animated duck…I want it! I want it I want it I WANT IT!

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Oh. I mean…I’m pretty sure Golden Bear athletes would gladly desire at least 10 percent of these facilities. Other than, you know, female urinals.

You know what? Forget about BP, let’s get Adidas pumping money into here! The Golden Bears and UC Berkeley are all about fair trade. Let’s bring in an environmentally responsible German company to set us straight on global responsibility and fair trade to help upgrade our dogshit facilities.

Come on man, that’s a palace. A palace built by Phil Knight, but a palace nonetheless. Can’t we at least replace the waterhose?

BallHype: hype it up!

Topics: Oregon Ducks

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