Michelle Wie Has Questionable Tastes
Let’s see, Michelle Wie is dating a famous Stanford basketball twin. Now, will she choose the dude who shot the gamewinner to beat Marquette, or the crazed maniac who looks like a cross between Anderson Varejao and Joakim Noah?
Robin is dating Stanford’s current most famous female coed, golf phenom Michelle Wie, although both have tried to keep things as quiet as possible.
Figures that a ‘Furd phenom who has yet to win a golf tournament would pick the wrong Lopez twin. Oh well, gives hope for the rest of us when she realizes his magnetic attraction to rakes or his disturbing recall of the H.M.S. Pinafore. Or gets pounded into the ground by Dwight Howard. I think both scenarios are deliciously enviable.
Hook ‘Em Horns! More importantly, GO BEARS!
Oh, and if you haven’t figured it out, April Fools. Hope it got you guys fired up for more one-sided Stanford hate. Just like this post did. Or at least a boner.
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One Response to “Michelle Wie Has Questionable Tastes”
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:09 am
i participated in the sidebar poll… and chose more berkeley girls as a joke… but was surprised that it was the most popular choice…
a smattering of coded here and there would be great… but what would be even better is if you posted news and analysis of our PAC10 competition… namely their spring practices and how their position battles help/hurt us… and how their new recruits stack up to our recruits… that’s something i don’t see on any Cal site.
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