Adjust Your Tassels, Part VII (Graduation Ceremonies, May 19th)
College of Engineering (General, Bio, Chemical, Environmental, Material, Mechanical, Nuclear) at Greek Theatre, 8:30 AM. The awesome Dado Banatao talks; Filipinos representing.
Integrative Biology at Zellerbach Auditorium, 9 AM. Dr. Craig Moritz will hopefullytalk about the ecology of koalas.
Goldman School of Public Policy at Chancellor’s Esplanade, 10 AM. Ms. Maria Echaveste, who is as cute as a button, will be talking about how she didn’t catch President Clinton’s wandering eye.
Aerospace Studies at Carnelian Room in SF, Noon. Lt. General Daniel Leaf will either give us a winning strategy in Iraq or a rallying cry for how brave soldiers are.
School of Optometry at Minor Plaza, 1 PM. There’s a Minor Plaza?
Psychology at Greek Theatre, 2 PM. The speaker is a mystery. We have our bets that this is where Danny Glover will show up.
Chemistry & MCB Graduate Program at Zellerbach Hall, 2 PM. Larry Bok, who we’ve never heard of, will talk. Our bets is that this is just some random homeless dude the department found to give a speech in exchange for beer.
Native American Studies & American Indian Graudate Program at Lipman Room, Barrows Hall, 4 PM. No idea who’s talking, but we think the subject matter will be about the white man putting them down.
Chicano/Latino Celebration at Greek Theatre, 7 PM. Victor Villasenor is talking. Then everyone will salsa into the night.
(Image from Fusilly)
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