Deep Blue Sea Is An Awesome Movie–Events for 4/26

It’s all about the Bay tonight. Here is where students go out, doing awkward dances for a few hours, stare at the stars, come back to their dorms…and realize that their date is still not going to sleep with them, and most likely not talk to them ever again. Four hours of awkward pauses with them was quite enough.
Remember froshies, romance is for your parents. Go and have fun while you still can, flirt with as many chicks and/or dudes as you can, because when you come back, the finals loom ever closer for shattering your fragile egos.
Democratic Debate with Students for Barack Obama, beer at 4 PM at Davis Co-Op: We’re predicting Dennis Kucinich will steal the show.
BLUE and GOLD Dinner Cruise, 5:30-9:30 PM in SF: The key words here are “Non alcoholic open bar.” Prediction–Worst senior cruise ever.
Interpraise 2007, 6-9 PM, First Presbyterian Church of Berkeley: If we went and prayed for the Warriors to beat the Mavs, would God smite us to Hell immediately?
Satrang Showcase, 6:30 PM, Upper Sproul: I’ll be here. And there are beautiful ladies performing. I’m not sure what other reason you might need.
Boat Dance–Casino Royale, 8-12: This is about as good looking as the freshman class will ever look.
(Image from MySpace Antics)


