Carl Monday Won’t Stand For Your Debauchery
Perhaps some of our lonelier readers think that because they are on their own in the library, exhausted and isolated from everyone else, with no one else watching them, all of their activities can be kept private from the general public. Well, you’d better beware my friends. For Carl Monday will not stand for your transgressions. And he is out there, watching out for people like you to slip up so he can enter your life and take you down. And where he goes, the Daily Show goes, so you know that he doesn’t just talk shit, he brings shit.
Sure, there are probably no kids wandering around Moffit library at 3 am. But most of us students are still children at heart, since our problem sets have replaced girlfriends as our outlets for frustrations. So please, keep that in mind and fare better than this lonely Ohio State fan. For the children.
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