We Have a New Enemy
Rick Neuheisel’s hiring at UCLA has everyone talking with excitement at Westwood about how the Bruins will finally supplant the Trojans as the best team in the Pac-10, become a football empire and establish dominance in both of the big major sports for the next decade.
Okay. Stop laughing. I might have exaggerated a bit, but I’m sure some Bruins fans believe it.
Unlike USC’s glorious Red Armies, UCLA was more like Chiang Kai-Shek’s bumbling Nationalists–great at defending the home turf, terrible at everything else. By the end, just like Kai-Shek’s descendant Taiwanese parliament, Bruins Nation looked something like this.
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So while UCLA seems to have assuaged the flames by hiring Rick, a coach that has at least made a Rose Bowl, add to the fire, the Seattle Times is running some devastating columns on Rick’s 2000 Rose Bowl athletes (if you read some of it, you’ll understand the perils of coddling talent). Welcome to the UMiami of the West Coast folks!
What effect will it have on the Bears? Bruce Feldman has pointed out (I can’t remember where, but he HAS pointed it out–someone please send link!) that UCLA really needs to loosen their recruiting standards. Many likely UCLA recruits have ended up at Cal because of some amazingly high academic requirements for college athletes at their public schools (I believe Cal had similar standards before the arrival of Tedford, when there was “adjustment”). With Neuheisel in command, you might see some additional “adjustment”, which could mean Tedford has his work cut out for him in expanding his recruiting base. Plus Neuheisel might just give everyone $40 too.
So, is Neuheisel a good fit in UCLA? Yes…for a few years. But Bruins fans should really be wary of the track record of Rick. His last two coaching gigs lasted four years apiece, starting out with impressive bangs the first two years in both Boulder and Seattle (three ten win seasons and a Rose Bowl appearance). But then he faded quickly, and by year four he was done dirtying up the program and was out.
Then again, this is UCLA. I doubt they’ll care if their 2010 Rose Bowl champs end up becoming the 2015 Vacaville High Security Prison All-Stars.
In terms of personal rivalry, I guess I won’t mind. Losing to Dorrell was a shitty feeling. At least with Rick you’ll know you’ll get UCLA’s best shot. It’s nice to have three healthy California battles every fall. And dealing down a sleazeball next October is just fine with me. Let’s go.
What are your thoughts on Rick Neuheisel, UCLA, and the future of Cal vs. UCLA football?
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Football's Dirtiest Programs: #6, Cal
Pete HolidayPosted Jul 25th 2007 9:00AM by Pete Holiday
Filed under: California Football, Pac 10
Using its own calculus, FanHouse ranks the 10 Dirtiest Programs of the last 20 years.
I'm sorry, who? How is that that UC Berkeley ends up rounding out the first half of the ten dirtiest programs of the modern era? I have to admit that I was a little surprised when the spreadsheet told me that the Golden Bears were the sixth dirtiest program since the SMU death penalty, but that's how the numbers worked out, so I dove in.
What I found was a little surprising. The two cases considered for this ranking both involved academic fraud and unethical conduct with the most recent of them earning Cal the "lack of institutional control" ding. The Golden Bears were actually saved from a much higher ranking by some unusually soft punishments in their 1988 case.
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In the Spring of 1987 it was determined that a JuCo transfer had earned enough credits to be admitted to Cal, but didn't have enough transferable credits to be eligible to play. The athletics recruiting coordinator took it upon himself to try to remedy that situation and, in so doing, committed a major infraction for the Golden Bears.
The coordinator's solution to this somewhat daunting problem was simple: get the kid some more credits, ASAP. The problem, he found, was that by the time this problem had been discovered it was too late to enroll him in any more classes. One can also imagine the concern when the coordinator realized that while the player didn't have enough credits to play at Cal, he would be eligible to play at a number of other schools. The coordinator then approached a booster who was also a teacher and convinced him to enroll the student past the deadline and give him credit for no attendance and no class work.
It worked temporarily, though it was caught by Cal before the player was actually able to play. That fact seemed to save them from major penalties despite the fact that it resulted in the player being forced to transfer and sit out a year. Cal lost two scholarships as a result, but didn't get any sort of probation or post-season ban.
Another after-the-fact, grades-for-free scheme was uncovered in 2002 when the NCAA learned that a Cal professor retroactively added two football players to a class in order to keep them eligible. In the summer of 1999 the professor in question added two students to the roster for a class he taught the previous Spring. Despite having gone to few, if any, of the classes and there being no evidence that the players actually did any coursework, they were both awarded Cs in the class in August, thus sustaining their eligibility for the Fall of 1999.
Athletics Department staff earned UC-Berkeley a Lack of Institutional Control violation by learning about the goings on, but sticking their heads in the sand to avoid hearing anything they might have to report to the NCAA.
When these incidents came to light, Cal did an investigation in which they determined nothing untoward had gone on. After the Pac 10's enforcement personnel came to the opposite conclusion, Cal hired an independent investigator who reached the same conclusions that the Pac 10 did. Instead of chastising them for their initial failure, the NCAA applauded their second investigation.
As the investigations were all wrapping up, the NCAA was made aware of a long-running custom of players receiving extra benefits relating to "incidental expenses" at hotels. These benefits ranged in value from less than a dollar to more than $300.
The 2002 infraction earned Cal much more harsh penalties than their 1988 transgressions did: five years of probation, a one year post-season ban, and nine scholarships.
Scoreboard:
* Unethical Conduct: '88 & '02 (10 points)
* Academic Fraud: '88 & '02 (10 points)
* Lack of Institutional Control: 2002 (10 points)
* Probation: 2002, 5 years (10 points)
* Post-season ban: 2002, 1 year (3 points)
* Initial scholarships: 11 total (5.5 points)
* Scholarship cap reduction: 2 total (0.5 points)
* Total: 49.00 points (1988: 11.50 points; 2002: 37.50 points)
The Pac 10 now has two teams in the top 10... will they place any more?
The only reason a place like Cal gets pushed up the rankings is because our athletic officials actually punish wrongdoing and it goes on record, as opposed to the backwards SEC/Big 12 heartland and our friends up at Seattle, who would overlook their moral compass to pursue bigger prizes.
Where does anybody representing CAL get off by referring to Rick by saying: "And dealing down a sleazeball next October is just fine with me. Let’s go."
Also Avinash, you state above: "That’s much worse than DUIs, assault and battery, and cutting up pit bulls (which #7 UW is guilty of)." How does that relate to RN? Blame those who committed those acts, and the administrations of those colleges and other authoritative bodies who were in charge at the time for the lack of disciplinary actions, NOT RN. Now, let's play ball, and may the better team win.
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