Tears Fall From the Heavens–Report Card, Cal-USC

Posted by: Avinash on Monday, November 12th, 2007

Quarterback: F. If the weather had been a little less wet, Longshore would have thrown four picks in this game. If Lavelle doesn’t rein in that overthrow, Nate doesn’t have a TD pass either. Pretty much a mess, and Nate’s close to Section Eight at this point. The Steve McNair-Brian Billick parallels are uncanny.

Although it seemed his ankle was healthier, I still don’t see that fluid motion that he exhibited against Oregon and Tennessee. He doesn’t shift his ankle or step into his throws, he just lets that back ankle sit there, and hopes that what he has in his arm is enough. Newsflash: It isn’t. Too many overthrows and underthrows–watching him step back in the pocket was an exhibition in nausea. Pepto Bismol anyone?

I do recall some decent deep throws to Hawkins and Jackson strung in between all the crap. Other than that, shitshow #2.

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Running back: A. Longshore’s troubles marred a fantastic performance by Forsett. 209 all-purpose yards, starting with that beautiful draw run for the touchdown. The goal-line situation is frustrating, but I guess I’ll have to get used to it. Jahvid Best wasn’t terribly missed after leaving the game early, although his speed definitely could have been a boost on a slippery turf.

EDIT: Receivers: C. With what they got, they did plenty. Should really be an A+++ considering the comical throws I saw in this game. Jackson and Jordan had some important grabs to set up possible scores, and the Hawk was great again. However, I’m pretty certain there was miscommunication on particular routes, because Longshore threw passes that were definitely in curious positions. I’ll take a look at the tape this offseason, but I don’t think this was ALL on Nate.

If the Bears had won, Hawkins’s improbable end zone catch would have gone down in Cal lore. As it is, it’s another positive footnote in a disappointing finish to the season.

Run blocking: B+. Best blocking of the year since September. Putting 200 yards on the ground against USC’s defense is quite an accomplishment, and the D-linemen weren’t able to get much penetration on the line of scrimmage. Sadly, all for naught.

Pass protection: A-. I believe Longshore was sacked once with the Bears driving late in the 1st half which led to some questionable coaching. Otherwise, a few hurries and knockdowns, but untouched. Pressure has never been an issue for a stout Cal O-line, making Longshore’s recent outings all the more frustrating.

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Run defense: F+. Question: How do you lose a game after giving up 200 yards on the ground? Answer: By giving up 239, that’s how! What a fiasco. Chauncey Washington ran all over this shell of a defensive line, which had three solo and five assist tackles. THREE! Because of that ineptitude, the linebackers had to play close up, allowing for Washington to break out on two/three critical runs. That clinching TD made it look like the Bears had never heard of off-tackle running. On 3rd and short, USC was five for five, including a 36 yard TD scamper by Washington. Excuse me while I puke.

(The + is for Decoud’s forced fumble near the goal-line. Nearly forgot about it.)

Pass rush: D-. Would you like to roll out right, Mr. Booty? How about left? Or maybe you can just stand there for eternity while you look for your target. Tell you what, here’s a nine yard scramble for the first down, because we’re playing schemes, not players! Why should our linebackers make a play on the quarterback when they can sit in their zone and wait for the players to come for them. Football is chess my friends, not checkers!

Pass defense: C. On three critical first down conversions (including the one to pretty much seal the game), Booty had an open receiver on his left side. I don’t know how the Bears let this happen twice, much less on the clinching play. For the rest of the game, Booty was only 11 for 20, but he didn’t make many mistakes, and some of them were critical first downs. Secondary also had to do plenty of double duty, watching the run with the D-line disintegrating in front of them. A yeoman effort.

Special teams: C-. Kickoff coverage was atrocious, and set up 10 USC points after getting the ball at midfield (the second kickoff technically set up a fumble, but then Nate got picked and set up a field goal). Same ol’ same ol’ for everyone else–Larson started crappily before picking it up, Kay converted his chip shot, Hawkins gave us average field position, and Jackson got one opportunity to run that was called back on a penalty.

Coaching: C+.
I was actually rather impressed with the playcalling, which was definitely out-of-the-box for most of the game. The 3rd and 8 draw play for the Forsett TD was a thing of beauty. No shitty wide receiver screens that I can remember. Hawkins direct snapping also worked pretty well, as did his flip reverse from Best. USC was pretty much fooled by the trickery.

Nevertheless, I have to dock Tedford for sticking with Longshore when he did have an out (the knockdown early in the 2nd quarter), for the 2nd and 25 draw play at the end of the 1st half (HUH?), and running up the gut three straight times again in the red zone–I think we’re zero for four now? If you’re not confident with Longshore near the end zone due to his mobility/throwing mechanics, he should not be starting.

Do not get me started with Gregory. I would probably go on until the wee hours of the morning.

Overall: C+. Strong effort by our offensive weapons and offensive line marred by ineffective quarterback play and atrocious run defense. What’s frustrating about this one is that we had plenty of opportunities to win, but for the fourth week in five could never come through. USC made mistakes, we made more mistakes. Everytime we looked to climb back in it, we messed it up. Story of our season.

Which is probably why seats were emptying by the third quarter and “Fight On” became louder than anything else in the stadium. Everyone else was already admitting defeat. Either that or the rain. Ah, screw it, it was the rain.

And finally, just for fun (and to appease the “Hate SC” crowd)…

USC fans: Fail. Your lives suck. Your band is obnoxious. Your Song Girls waggle. And your “fans” who show up to gameday are pimply-faced elitist douchebags who retain no social life outside of pissing off opposing fanbases like “Cal was my safety!” and “El Paso has plenty of Mexican hookers”. Your girls are vapid social whores who wear Uggs. OJ Mayo is a strutting poser who can’t even beat Mercer with all his mad skills; he’ll have fun getting destroyed by UCLA the next two years before he leaves you for the NBA. I hope the next time there are wildfires in Southern California, it burns down your worthless campus, your craptastic stadium, and your bandwagoning poser asshole fans.

Our fans might suffer more, but when the glory comes, we will enjoy it just as much as you whine about 10-2. We drive the economy; you drive up prostitution and drug trade. You aid the terrorists. You are the enemy. Your reckoning is coming. Go Bears.

(Yeah, I’m a sore loser. I hate losing to USC.)




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buuuuuurrrs :o) · 907 weeks ago

what did you think about the jerseys?
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They were nice. I hear the caps they sold to the first 15,000 there or so were even better. Not a terrible idea to have throwbacks one home game every few years.
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And we hope the next earthquake in the Bay Area swallows up your stadium and your Never-Been-to- The-RoseBowl-in-Our-Lifetime Team.

Must suck to be you.
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Ah, fluck you Jim. Say that to one of our faces and watch how quick yours gets smashed. Biatch!
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Fluck?

You're allowed to swear here you know.
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Really? Awesome! I can't tell you how many other unnamed blogs seem appalled at such trivial language. Which makes me laugh because we all know they swear constantly when in private or with friends. I was fairly certain you would delete my comment. Finding that you have no intention of doing so is refreshing. I have been reading your blog for the past few months and like what I see. Frankly, it's great! Your poignant radicalism, IMO, is not only justified, but backed by fact/stats in most cases. Thanks for saying what some bloggers aint got the guts to, or are too disheartened to write.

I trust you'll persevere as best you possibly can during these trying times, and continue reporting the unadulterated truth. Good Luck!

P.S. I certainly do not condone violence, but O'l Jimbo fucked with the wrong fucking fan! His insolence will not go unpunished! (-:

GO BEARS!
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I can't believe you people are even talking about these PAC-10 teams. Every Cal fan should be in exile right now. They should be burning their diplomas in trash cans and bartering hobos for Cal hoodies. Certainly do NOT defend them. Listen, It's not that Cal's not talented, THAT would be forgiveable. But the sad truth is, they're just branded losers. But this is nothing new. The University of California has a long, storied tradition of assembling teams destined for failure, at times even mystically so. Longshore should not be reviled by Cal fans. He should be glorified for what he is, THE QUINTESSENTIAL CAL ATHLETE, encompassing all the central tenents and beliefs at the heart of the The University of California Berkeley. That is, a bridesmaid's mentality-- always second place, haunted by mediocrity, incapable of achieving in even the most limited frameworks.
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Your IP ID says you originate from San Francisco State. Looks like we have another Cal reject.

The only thing you should be pontificating about is paper or plastic, since you will be bagging groceries the rest of your life.
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Granted, my grades were never good enough to get into CAL-- not that I ever entertained thoughts of going there. My cirumstances, however, do nothing to diminish 60 years of Cal mediocrity. What else can you say? This team, with it's lavish budget, enormous student body, and top 10 recruiting class, is still lucky to squeak by with four losses. It's unacceptable, and as a Cal fan, you should be the furious one, not me. You know, there's something that smacks of determinism in it all, as if Cal will never be successful, that every winter awaits another Holiday in San Diego, which, in itself, isn't terrible. But isn't it Neil Young that said, "it's better to burn out than to fade away." Perhaps Cal should take a lesson from Notre Dame and FSU, just implode. Stop pestering real schools with legitimate title shots (Oregon), teams not branded by God for failure.
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I have no self-entitlement about our program. This is Cal, damnit. We don't have ANY Pac-10 athletic tradition in basketball or football! I'm disappointed by the collapse, but this is still a program in construction.

Your deterministic bullshit reeks of someone who has accepted fate rather than seizing it. You're probably that guy who believes in quitting instead of trying something tough. Enjoy that my friend. I'll stick it out with the Bears.
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buuuuuurrrs :o) · 906 weeks ago

I think it's sad that Cal is getting bashed as a whole based on a football programme. We have a pretty kick ass Rugby team, not to mention a lot of other strong athletic programmes. So what if we lose some football games, Go Bears!
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Yeah, fuck that little bitch Kevin. Cal was either fifth or seventh in the Director’s Cup – not a bad-fucking feat for a school you jealousy disparage! Kevin, do us all a favor, go for a swim in the bay. Swallow up all the oil with your huge mouth that you previously used for other dubious activities. This will probably kill you, but will anyone care? No, no one will.

Not a very clever slight but I am busy and just woke up. *zzzzzz*
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Rugbee is not a real sport, so It's fitting Cal would excell at it. Rugbee is a gateway sport, a gateway to football, just like Cal has always been a gateway for other Pac-10 teams to ascend to greater heights . No, actually I take all that back. Cal is not a gateway, they are a doormat. Because a gate stands in the way of things, a doormat is something that people just wipe shit on.
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Kevin, u r such a bitch. u r probably sum dumb hippie who couldn't even go here if u wanted!!!!!!!!

we just beat us in h2o polo so STFU.

GO BEARS!!!

pffffttttttt ugggghhhhh
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