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BREAKING: Cal Starting Quarterback Announced
Given all the buzz behind Nate Longshore and Kevin Riley, Jeff Tedford has made a surprise decision about who his quarterback will be at a special 9 am press conference early this morning. “After much deliberation…
Profiles in Courage: Meet the Berkeley Treesitters
When there were about forty of them, we couldn’t really describe them in great detail, but now their numbers are dwindling, I can provide now excellent and possibly fictitious descriptions of the remaining hippies in the trees. Since these treesitters have decided to adopt names that the Mole People would be embarrassed to utilize for [...]
When Your Group Runs Low On Studying Fuel…
Macho Berkeley single dudes out there, we think we’ve found a way for you to impress the ladies, and you can start right now even while you’re running through your finals. It isn’t your intelligence, or your worldly experience that will get you back rubs and massages. It is your complete lack of self-regard and [...]
