Archive for Alumni
Can He Still Ghost Ride?
In the grand tradition of smooth public relations, Marshawn Lynch’s vehicular saga concludes on a Friday afternoon. Marshawn has issued a public statement, pleaded guilty to “failing to use due care towards a pedestrian,” and received a whopping $150 fine. The only punishment of any consequence is that Marshawn has to surrender his brand new […]
The Bears are Lawyering
For a lawyer, it’s a little surreal to see the Cal fan community so completely immersed in legal issues of late. I take this all as proof that we’re collectively going through a dangerous bout of offseason withdrawal. In any case, legal news is the order of the day and, being a Cal-bloggin’, law-talking guy, I gotta […]
POWE-ND
So I just got back from Vegas, and despite all the money I’ve lost right now, I feel quite vindicated. While some of you doubters might have thought that the NBA Finals was the Powe-show, I don’t think any of you are doubting now. [youtube NWy1gcJ9d_0] Oh yeah. As we get ready for Game 3, […]
Leon Powe is Roaring
The NBA, where 4 points 4 rebounds in nine minutes happens. They might be talking about Paul Pierce’s fake knee injury and KG’s thunder dunking and Kobe making nine of the most amazing shots ever (and missing seventeen of the most amazing shots ever). But on the Best Coast, this day belongs to Leon Powe, […]
Breaking News: Marshawn Lynch’s Car Involved in Hit-and-Run
This sadly does not involve a football cart, Beast Mode, or a stampeding herd of bison. Nope, this is serious business. Multiple sources tell 2 On Your Side that the Buffalo Police Department is investigating a hit and run accident involving a car registered to Buffalo Bills running back Marshawn Lynch. Sources close to the […]
Flying Behind the Mullet
I remember being a freshman in 2004, watching Aaron Rodgers weave his way around the pocket and beyond. I was way too pampered to get that season as my first as a Cal fan, which is probably why I sometimes act like a brat when I talk about their downfall this year. You gotta take […]
Cal Fans Around the World, Get Your Signs Ready
Eh, fuck it. I’m embracing this rivalry, right now. The pathetic Redfurds over on the other side of the Bay have resorted to the most bizarre tactic to motivate their Cardinal: elitist internationalism. Ooh, look, you’re in Paris! It’s appropriate, since your records in battle are eerily similar. In other words, Stanford fans go to […]
Marshawn Lynch on Yardbarker
Hopefully he’ll write up more than his old QB Nate Longshore. [Yardbarker]
Ask the Readers: Most Glorious Victory in Tedford Era
[youtube R_fShwQlANc] [youtube Yh9qExf_uM0] [youtube u2QnI550S7s] After vengeance for our greatest defeats (Tennessee and Arizona), with fans turning into bundles of nerves before Oregon, it’s time to pay attention to our biggest victories. Let’s calm down now everyone? It might not have been terribly impressive, but it’s not as if we’re winning squeakers–three wins were […]
Most Painful Cal Football Memories
A week has come and gone and the Bears have had their revenge. Now that redemption is ours, let’s start to look forward and release all the bad memories you and I dwelled on last week. Here are some of the worst ones that Cal fans have had to suffer through (courtesy of fans in […]
