Archive for Alumni
Cal Gals: Brianna Keilar
To ease the pain of watching the Bataan Death March that is the Democratic nomination race, I am offering up one of Cal’s finest to soothe the eyes. Brianna belongs in the upper elite with Erin Andrews as one of those journalists that break the scales on both beauty and brains.
Here’s Brianna at the 2005 [...]
Cal Gals: Morgan Webb
Morgan Webb is one of those Berkeley treasures that makes you happy to be alive. A true hot nerd who loves playing video games. She’s the only reason I’ve ever stopped to watch G4. She makes me feel love inside. She makes me hope that one day, I will be able to associate with [...]
Cal Gals: Brooke Berry
If you thought that Iliana Fischer was hot stuff, it’s time to bring out the five-star recruits.
Here we have the authentic Berkeley feel with the flowery shirt and the UC Berkeley bumper sticker, right along with the 70s trucker. See, if the treesitters looked like this, I’d have more sympathy for their cause. Or at [...]
Cal Gals: Iliana Fischer
The audience asked for beautiful Cal gals, and I have obliged. From the Superficial (and thanks to Bear Insider), meet Playboy Playmate and Psychology-grad Iliana Fischer. You can view better pictures of her from the Superficial link, but it seems the tiny dog gets the best of this image. This is just to show proof [...]
Flying Behind the Mullet
I remember being a freshman in 2004, watching Aaron Rodgers weave his way around the pocket and beyond. I was way too pampered to get that season as my first as a Cal fan, which is probably why I sometimes act like a brat when I talk about their downfall this year. You gotta take [...]
Cal Fans Around the World, Get Your Signs Ready
Eh, fuck it. I’m embracing this rivalry, right now.
The pathetic Redfurds over on the other side of the Bay have resorted to the most bizarre tactic to motivate their Cardinal: elitist internationalism.
Ooh, look, you’re in Paris! It’s appropriate, since your records in battle are eerily similar.
In other words, Stanford fans go to famous landmarks and [...]
Marshawn Lynch on Yardbarker
Hopefully he’ll write up more than his old QB Nate Longshore. [Yardbarker]
Oh Lord…No…Why Can’t He Go Away?
As if this collapse wasn’t embarrassing enough…HE has to show up.
I have no video of the event, but I’m sure it went something like…
Not only does this calculating dropout clown get to shit all over us, I’m embarrassed enough in our defensive line and impressed by the man’s girth that I think we should suit [...]
Ask the Readers: Most Glorious Victory in Tedford Era
After vengeance for our greatest defeats (Tennessee and Arizona), with fans turning into bundles of nerves before Oregon, it’s time to pay attention to our biggest victories. Let’s calm down now everyone? It might not have been terribly impressive, but it’s not as if we’re winning squeakers–three wins were in hand with 5 to 6 [...]
Most Painful Cal Football Memories
A week has come and gone and the Bears have had their revenge. Now that redemption is ours, let’s start to look forward and release all the bad memories you and I dwelled on last week. Here are some of the worst ones that Cal fans have had to suffer through (courtesy of fans in [...]
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