Archive for Students
“We Are 4-1 And We Couldn’t Have Sucked More.”
These mumblings were recorded and parsed together of a slightly inebriated Cal fan. His ramblings below are to be considered the drunken incoherency of a derelict and not an accurate sample of the actual Golden Bear fanbase. I hope. WHAT IN JESUS CHRIST NATE LONGSHORE? What’s he doing in there? Might as well just leave [...]
Cal Fans Around the World, Get Your Signs Ready
Eh, fuck it. I’m embracing this rivalry, right now. The pathetic Redfurds over on the other side of the Bay have resorted to the most bizarre tactic to motivate their Cardinal: elitist internationalism. Ooh, look, you’re in Paris! It’s appropriate, since your records in battle are eerily similar. In other words, Stanford fans go to [...]
Meeting People in College–What?
Excuses. We all have a thousand of them. It’s our way of postponing life, relationships, work, ideas, happiness. It’s often a hard road to find these five things. It’s a much easier road to say how how I wish I could’ve gotten there; I was just never good enough. I guess this is okay when [...]
Ask the Readers: Most Glorious Victory in Tedford Era
After vengeance for our greatest defeats (Tennessee and Arizona), with fans turning into bundles of nerves before Oregon, it’s time to pay attention to our biggest victories. Let’s calm down now everyone? It might not have been terribly impressive, but it’s not as if we’re winning squeakers–three wins were in hand with 5 to 6 [...]
Most Painful Cal Football Memories
A week has come and gone and the Bears have had their revenge. Now that redemption is ours, let’s start to look forward and release all the bad memories you and I dwelled on last week. Here are some of the worst ones that Cal fans have had to suffer through (courtesy of fans in [...]
Lavelle Hawkins is Lonely
One man in our potent offense is getting neglected for all his hard work (he does have as many TD returns this year as Tha1). Lavelle wants you to start giving him some love on his big plays. Robert Jordan gets one on replacement punt returns–why shouldn’t he get dap? None of this “Roll on [...]
Downloading Simplicity Recap
Most students are starting to hit the grind, and the last thing they want to deal with is their laptops giving out on them and destroying their files (I live in mortal fear of this, everyday). Most of this has to do with using the crap you get with your XP or Vista system–although Vista [...]
Ask the Readers: Most Painful Defeat in Tedford Era
Time to poll you guys about bad memories. You can vote for the worst on the sidebar, and elaborate on them in the comments. Considering our grudge match against Arizona is coming up (easily the worst moment I’ve had as a Cal football fan, although I know the Holmoe students are grumbling.), I was wondering [...]
Awesome Microsoft Offer For Students
Just in case you’ve wanted a cheap way to getting the Microsoft Ultimate package (currently listed at $250 on Amazon although the lowest used prices come around $698), Our Sturdy Golden Bear has come up with a pretty sweet deal from the omnipotent company. You can check it out here. Phenomenal Discount on Microsoft Software [...]
Even McClellan Mounted Stronger Offensives
I should have seen this coming. Either way, I didn’t really care. While we didn’t mention race in our piece, the loquacious Avinash felt the need to make ethnic cracks regarding the robbery suspects. In his Bears Necessity post, he wrote: Man, black people sure haven’t forgotten how to run. Not sure why they went [...]
