Archive for Professors
Classic Cal: Our Professors Are Bored
You’d figure in a place like UC Berkeley that the faculty will be super focused on their research or their students to get seriously angry. But vendettas happen every now and then. Like when one unethical student steals his laptop on the eve of a midterm, and you allow him the opportunity to give a [...]
Congratulations, Your Awareness Is Useless and Painful
It’s certainly an honor to be compared to great figures in human history who have inspired us to change for their better. For instance, many people use Gandhi as their main man these days with that increasingly overused “you must be change” quote. So when Professor Mark Danner gloriously compared his graduates to a [...]
Want to Attend Stanford? Find A Room And Settle In!
Our second tier cousins across the Bay just continue to shine with prescience right into this sunny weekend. Not one day after Azia Kim gets outed for not being a Stanford student because RAs decided to put a yearbook together and realized no one knew anything about her, another nonthreatening squatter gets her own comeuppance [...]
Thomas Sowell Calls for Coup D’Etat
Every now and then, human beings (even the smartest among us) say something terribly shortsighted that can come back to haunt us. We’re not sure if Stanford’s Hoover Institute conservative mainstay Thomas Sowell is longing for attention, but more frequently it seems he says something that leaves you scratching your head.
When I see [...]
You’ll Need More Than Hypnosis To Forget Your Grades (Telebears XII–Psychology)
Psychologists. All they need are comfortable sofas and a notepad to do their job effectively. If you manage to make it into this field, you are so set for life. You don’t even have to be very good, just nod your head, offer some vague advice, and then move onto next patient. Pretty decent way [...]
My Thought Bubbles Are Bigger Than Yours (Telebears XI–PEIS/Political Science)
Just from the gentle imagery and message you see to your left, you can tell politicians are some of the sweetest, most well-intentioned people you will ever meet. Sterling leaders of our great nation with their heart in the right place, they will always try to lead America to the Promised Land. Literally; we’re almost [...]
Below the Mean (Telebears X–Statistics)
To end our week, we’ve decided to show a correlation between the amount of money we will make off this site (ads are up now) and how quickly we will lose our grasp of reality, which is now tenuous at best.
Statistics people suffer from this problem all the time. See what they think of the [...]
Sell Your Soul (Telebears IX–Business)
Money. It’s how people in America judge how far off they are in the world. In order to compensate for their own lack of self-respect and self-worth, they make tons of this to provide solace and clothes to their families, only to cheat on their spouses with a stripper from Vegas Fargo a decade or [...]
Dismal Science? How Come We Get Laid More? (Telebears VIII–Economics)
We think this graph above is as good a grasp of behaviorial economics as you need. But if you think otherwise, read on through the link to figure out which professor to learn your supply and demand from.
(Have any memories about professors in this department for a class or in general? Contribute them in [...]
Meet Your Future Zookeepers (Telebears VII-Integrative Bio)
The less-reputed cousin of MCB, IB majors take a great deal of pride (or is it alcohol?) in their work. Besides, who wouldn’t want to get the opportunity to work with cute little cuddly bears like our buddy Knut above? We’d ask them more about how much they enjoy their major, but we’re going to [...]
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